It occurs to me that the point of blogs for most people is to show the world how smrt they think they are.

smrt. I don't know where that comes from. Do y'all? smrt. It's like, smart, but not so smart.

I think I'm going to use smrt as the word to describe people who are more interested in looking smart and feeling smart than actually being smart. I hereby declare myself the final arbiter of who is smrt and who isn't smrt.

That's another question. If you're not smrt, does that make you dumb, or are you actually smart? Like me, I'm not smrt, but I'm smart. A smrt person can be dumb, but most smrt people aren't dumb. I think.

Anyway...... Lots of people use blogs for showing off smrtness. You know, like this:

- a list of hippie books I read recently that talk about stupid crap like making toilets not flush very much water.
- a photo journal of my trip to Europe in college where I went to every museum in the universe and took pictures of places & things that I fell asleep watching movies about when I was in high school.
- a sampling of my favorite recipes with crap in them like goat cheese, or balsamic something, or organic wheat germ tofu meatless barbecue sandwiches.
- a story about some weird behavior by a professor, the likes of which would never be tolerated in any normal social or professional setting, but like me, this professor is extremely smrt, so he gets a pass.
- short poems, demonstrating my high levels of sensitivity and how attuned to the suffering of the world i am. written by me, because i'm smrt.
- rants about the unteachable ignorance of people who couldn't possibly understand how I see the world, as I am a prisoner of my own smrtness.

Hey, smrt people - stop it!